Watch what you wish for Canadian Joke

           Two sailors were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a sinking freighter.

While rummaging through the boats provisions, one of the men came across a little lamp.

Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To the amazement of the castaways, a genie appeared.

This particular genie, however, stated he could only give one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving too much thought to the matter the Canadian blurted out, “Make the entire ocean beer.”

The genie, clapped his hands with deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished, only the gentle lapping of the beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.

After, a long, tension filled moment, he said, ” Good go mate ….  Now we are going to have to pee in the boat.”

#Canadian Brew Joke …  Eh