Being its election week in Ontario, Canada, I just thought this joke was fitting.
A farmer was out working his field one day when a carload of politicians came flying by.
They were going so fast for the curve; they turned over in the ditch.
Later a police officer stopped by and asked the farmer if he seen a car full of politicians go by.
“YEP” replied the farmer.
”Where are they,” asked the cop. “over there” replied the farmer pointing to the ditch filled with fresh dirt.
”YOU BURIED THEM,” asked the officer. Were they still alive?”
The farmer Replied,
They said they were,
“BUT YOU KNOW HOW THOSE PEOPLE LIE”
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