How to lose weight for all you BEER lovers

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The secret on how to lose weight for all you beer lovers.  First, you check the calorie content. “WHAT IS THIS CANADIAN SMOKING!”. Beer connoisseur don’t check the calories. If you really want to be picky, you might check the alcohol content … “This Canadian is on some “Bad Stuff”.

But wait or pun word ”weight” if by chance you happen to see a roll around the midsection of your body, commonly known as love handles, you might be drinking too much beer. If you’re forced to

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stand on the scales, and we know you men don’t because the weight doesn’t matter, right boys. But if you are forced into it because your wife wants to prove to you that you’re gaining weight, and then you step on this thing on the floor, boo-ang, you hear something break down by your foot, you know she’s right.

“But, what happened to the needle in the scale dear?  You broke it”, she says.

I have to admit, my clothes have been a little tight lately, but I thought my wife was using too hot of water or too strong of a detergent or … something? It never crossed my mind it was my beer.

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map of pubs

It’s a man thing! It’s a  hot, hard day at the workplace and it just so happens there’ s a lot of pubs in-between work and home. Not my fault, I didn’t put temptation there.

Ah, but you got to love it.

But the weight thing, I’m starting to look like a Goodyear blimp and that was not part of the plan. O YEAH, … I never had a plan.

I’m kind of peeved at U.S. President Donald Trump and his make-up Tariffs on anything Canadian made goods. The general public is still not sure what’s up his backside, but something, anything Canadian is irritating him. I wrote a post that it’s so important for heads of state to get along, but you can’t change a personality clash. Maybe that’s it. It’s just the way it is and whatever happens with Trumps new America Plan, we Canadians will just adapt and carry on in life.

I’m somewhat away from the story, BUT NOT.

As a Canadian protesting against Trumps position in Canada, I, as a beer lover, will boycott their American made beer. I will buy locally, and Hell, we have at least 2 dozen breweries in these parts. I will just support my local Ma and Pa establishments … Eh!


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Aftermath of drinking too much BEER

I’m trying out some local tasty beers, and now my pants are getting really tight. I say, these guys sure know how to make some good brew and I say to my wife, ‘we have to go shopping dear, my pants don’t fit”. It dawned on me it’s my local beer. Laying off the brew for a day or so, now I can fit back in my clothes again. No, I still don’t and maybe should look at the calories. But, Nah.

Things to know.

∞ My weight always goes up and down according to the beer and amount I drink. If you are a beer lover like myself and you’re gaining a few extra pounds, and you know where

That tasty BEER COULD BE YOUR PROBLEM. Just saying. Eh!

I’m still not buying American beer. I just found some local Beer that works for me, AND I STILL

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A salute to all you Canadian Beer Lover everywhere. EH!

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Secret Weapon to Blogging

 Writing a good Beginner’s Blog post should have lot’s of SUBSTANCE, that’s the UTMOST importants.  (The old guys will say, with lots of,  “Meat and Potatoes”) My mission is to captivate 500 billion people around the world to my site. And then the money/Denaros will follow, exactly IN THAT ORDER.

Did I set my sites to high?

Through all reality, I think I set my sites a little high, so, HALF would be good. But I have noticed in making a good Blog site, it’s very important to have good readable content and I prefer a simple readable theme.

What is good content? Well, that’s what you and I have to find out, test the waters. Write about what you’re good at, your interests, your passion, things you want to share with the world. There are a lot of people that are like you, and think like you and, have the same interests. The trick is, you have to find them.

You can see my blog is about … everything.  I feel like I’ve been around the block at least twice in my life and am going to write about it and hope I don’t bore too many readers in the meantime.

The content, it’s all in the eye of the beholder. Some topics might interest someone, where it would appall others.

 ∞ Content, more good content, good spelling and grammar, more good content. ∞

Informative writing information is good, research your article is good, spelling and grammar is a must. I’m doing well, 1 out of three, GOOD ODDS FOR A BOOKIE, but not in posting good content. I‘ll have to work hard on the other 2, and I will get it.

But I have a SECRET Weapon … I’ll share it later.

My observation in blogging is, you have to captivate the audience right away, not the third sentence and not the second paragraph.  The information/post they say should be no less than 300 + words. But try not to make it into a book form/novel. Some people ask me what I would write about.

A professional blogger, ghostwriter, wrote that in his spare time he teaches creative writing at a local senior’s club. They asked him the same question. “What do I write about” His answer is simple… (Everybody has a story to tell,) things to say.

Another story goes like this:

This other writer for a major newspaper firm worked from his home. “Most people envy a job like that”. He would get up in the morning, grab a coffee, and open up his sliding doors to his deck. His house and deck overlooked the nicest scenic lake you have ever seen.  All his stories would start with how beautiful this lake is and how peaceful it was. (Like he owned the lake Eh!)  I’m sure that would give him the drive and total Inspiration to write more and good quality content.  I can’t remember his writing much, but what’s not to like if he starts his article off with,” I’m looking over my quiet … and serene surroundings “. What’s not to like. You had to read this article just in case he talked about that quiet spot by the lake again. Our family lived close to Bass Lake at the time and he did describe the lake perfectly. I’m not quite sure if he owned the lake though, but I am sure that was how he got his inspiration to keep writing.

As a novice photographer, I don’t have to go far to get my award-winning photos. Having said that, finding something to write about well, that’s the same.

To find inspiration for my blog post, I find some quiet road, surrounded by country, farms, Mennonite folks with horse and buggies going up and down the road, and those young bucks drag-racing down the dirt country road in summer, that’s a cool sight. I remember drag- racing in our early days, but with cars.  What’s not to write about?

There are many grammar and spelling programs that will make you look like you have a Doctrine. Look around, smell the roses, and start writing some good stuff.

I’m into 700 words already, so it doesn’t take long. … SO…

    Here is my ∞ “SECRET WEAPON” ∞

∞ ∞ When I write a post or an article, Microsoft corrects my grammar and spelling,

When my wife reads my writing…She corrects mine and Microsoft’s grammar and spelling

( Americans do spell some words differently )

Thank god for my wife. She makes me look gooood or at least a lot better.

The flip side, if you find my bit of wisdom with a lot of errors or mistakes,

Don’t blame my wife…..

“She didn’t read it” …ha ha ∞ ∞

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The rest I can do myself.…. Did I say we are “Canadian”

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