Day at the Flea Market

Vendor at this flea market to sell some of my extra things and this couple comes over. He picks up this electric drill and mentions he odd to have that. His wife leans over his shoulder and rather loudly, says; you already have 4 of them.

Ya but I need another one, you never have enough drills.


The “BOOK of Man Things” goes like this:

The man with the most tools when he dies.. WINS

       Or is it-

The man with the most toys when he dies wins……