A big time celebrity was doing a benefit at a senior citizens home. He went up to one of the elderly ladies, sat down and said do you know who I am? She said, “No, but If you went to the front desk. they’ll tell you”. . . by Norman Crosby
I went to dig out all my winter attire and yup, I have 1 glove, ya, I found another, I’m on a roll. In all, I found four gloves. We’re doing good, but they’re all RIGHT-HAND gloves?
WHERE are THE OTHER ONES? … Gone!!
I read an article a few years back. This author had the same problem with his socks. He swears he put all of them in the dryer, but he’s always missing the mate to his socks, and now, me. He thinks his dryer had it in for him and was eating his socks. I blame it on the guy that used to hit me over the head when I had too much Whisky.
Playing tricks, I don’t like it.
Nope, I don’t like it one bit.
WHERE ARE MY GLOVES? “Gone”
On Fridays I’m going to put a joke, saying or a bit of wisdom on my site to lighten up the end of your hard work week.
I say, … let’s start your Weekend with a Funny.
and I will try and keep the jokes clean.
PLEASE remember the intent is to not offend any group, religion or people. They are just funnies and if you do not find them that way, please don’t read my jokes. I didn’t come up with these funnies, I’m just passing them along.
My intent is honorable and in no way want to offend anyone.
You have to have a few Beer to get the humor in some of these jokes, so come back a different day, and you’ll get it.
Sometimes I will read a joke and laugh my head off, other days I could read the same joke and not find it funny at all… again, depending on what mood you’re in, but this is a fun duo, Cheech and Chong movie to watch. They made 3 films.